Humour: If cricketers were movie characters...

Disclaimer: This is, as the title suggests, a work of fiction and meant to be in jest.
1) Player – MS Dhoni
Character – Colonel Hannibal Smith
Film – The A-Team
The Reason – “I love it when a plan comes together.”
2) Player – Virender Sehwag
Character – Roger Murtaugh
Film – The Lethal Weapon franchise
The Reason – “I’m getting too old for this sh*t.”
3) Player – R Ashwin
Character – Aakhri Pasta
Film – The Housefull franchise
The Reason – “Let’s run a single. Wait, I’m just joking!”
4) Player – Virat Kohli
Character – Shahenshah
Film – Shahenshah
The Reason – Because he can.
5) Administrator – N Srinivasan
Character – Don Vito Corleone
Film – The Godfather
The Reason – “I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse.”
6) Player – Michael Clarke
Character – John Keating
Film – Dead Poets Society
The Reason – An inspirational leader, Australian cricket would be in disarray without him. “O Captain my Captain!”
7) Player – Chris Gayle
Character – The Incredible Hulk
Film – The Avengers, The Hulk franchise
The Reason – “Hulk SMASH!” “Gayle SMASH!”
8) Player – Jacques Kallis
Character – Superman
Film – The Superman Franchise
The Reason  - “Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It’s SUPERMAN!”
“Is he a fast bowler? Is he a top order batsman? It’s KALLIS!”
9) Player – AB de Villiers
Character – Austin Powers
Film – The Austin Powers franchise
The Reason – Have you seen the man bat? He’s got mojo. “Groooovy baby!”
10) Player – Sir Ravindra Jadeja
Character – The Sherminator
Film – The American Pie franchise
The Reason – Pretty self-explanatory.
11) Player – Shane Watson
Character – The Terminator
Film – The Terminator franchise
The Reason – “I’ll be back….from injury…”
12) Player – Kevin Pietersen
Character – Sherlock Holmes
Film – The Sherlock Holmes Franchise
The Reason – Like Holmes, he’s absolutely brilliant, but has a large ego.
13) Player – Dale Steyn
Character – Batman
Film – The Batman franchise
The Reason – The caped crusader terrorizes the villains of Gotham city; Steyn terrorizes batsmen around the world.
14) Commentator – Danny Morrison
Character – Detective Carter
Film – The Rush Hour Franchise
The Reason – The man can go on and on and on. He is never ever at a loss for words.
15) Player – Rohit Sharma
Character – Captain Jack Sparrow
Film – The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise
The Reason – “You will forever remember this as the day that you almost saw Rohit Sharma realize his potential!”